dashdrive:

sleeping with someone in theory is really cute but in reality it just gets really hot and you’re like ok get away from me thanks

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

why can’t I lose weight instead of losing friends huh?

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

Me quedo con quien me cuente los lunares y no los errores.
― (via feellikeanub)

(Source: deliodelocos)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

ashxma:

im too emotionally weak to be in love bruh

(Source: quantumcutie)

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
― Kurt Vonnegut  (via versteur)

(Source: 13neighbors)