sleeping with someone in theory is really cute but in reality it just gets really hot and you’re like ok get away from me thanks
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
why can’t I lose weight instead of losing friends huh?
No, fuck you. I was worth it.
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
Me quedo con quien me cuente los lunares y no los errores.